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Meditation is really humorous

  • Written by  Christian Kohl, Friday, 24 June 2011 22:27

Two middle-aged women met on the street. “How are you?” asked one of them.

“Fine, thanks,” replied the other.

“How’s your son doing? Is he still unemployed?”

“Yes. But he’s meditating now.”

“Meditating? What’s that?”

“I don’t know,” answered the woman with a shrug. “But at least it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

 

Is This Really Humor?

BOB and JIM

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean about the setting up of Seal Team 6?”
Bob: “No, the other one.
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one”
Jim: “The State Dept. interfering with an IG investigation on dept. sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper & Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million uninformed ignorant liberal voters stuck us again with the most corrupt administration in American history?!?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!!!

If it wasn’t for the FACT that every bit of that IS TRUE…

…I’d be rolling on the floor laughing!

Have a good week-end when you get done laughing…or crying…or screaming… or….

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